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quote of the week

"Baseball / Basketball / Wiener dog / Short shorts, cigarette."

— Viagra Boys

bienvenidos: halfwits, simpletons, and misanthropes, to my personal page...

A motley collection of essays, artistic tastes, fart jokes, and musings

With a boredom-addled mind, archetypal of a recent college grad's struggling to make meaning of their crippling new existence, I turned to creating this site in hopes of adding my own flotsam to the churning waters of the Internet. Stay awhile and learn of my dazzling insights and breathtaking personal pursuits, get a song rec, or leave hate mail; the choice is yours.

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Tracks of the Week

1. Landslide: Fleetwood Mac


2. Break Stuff: Limp Bizkit


3. More Than A Woman: Bee Gees


4. m.A.A.d. city: Kendrick Lamar, MC Eiht


5. Go: Chemical Brothers

Currently Reading: Infinite Jest By David Foster Wallace

Last Book: The Denial of Death By Ernest Becker

Current Location: Hamilton Heights, NYC